Quote #23246
All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, ‘See, there’s a...
Quote #11272
Advice is like snow; the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon, and...
Quote #10848
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
Quote #32100
Try a thing you haven’t done three times. Once, to get over the fear...
Quote #2761
Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
Quote #8084
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
Quote #6493
The mathematics is not there till we put it there.
Quote #13291
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
Quote #12775
Governments never learn. Only people learn.
Quote #13273
Stupid is a boundless concept.