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The only truly secure system is one that is powered off, cast in a...
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Fame – a few words upon a tombstone, and the truth of those not...
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The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut...
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To enjoy the things we ought and to hate the things we ought has...
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Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
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I do not mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy.
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Friends are generally of the same sex, for when men and women agree, it...
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Being plied with fine food always puts me in mind of the slammer, cause...
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When the politicians complain that TV turns the proceedings into a circus, it should...
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There’s no pressure in baseball. Pressure is when the doctor is getting ready to...