Quote #23856
He who boasts of his ancestry is praising the deeds of another.
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The art of life is to show your hand. There is no diplomacy like...
Quote #15474
“Luck” is a very good word if you put a P before it.
Quote #862
May you be in heaven a half hour before the devil knows your dead
Quote #15530
Money, which represents the prose of life, and which is hardly spoken of in...
Quote #31383
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #25049
Don’t condescend to unskilled labor. Try it for half a day first.
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No event in American history is more misunderstood than the Vietnam War. It was...
Quote #26644
Why not upset the apple cart If you don’t, the apples will rot anyway.
Quote #33746
Knowledge is a comfortable and necessary retreat and shelter for us in advanced age,...