Quote #16099
It would take battalions of angels to protect us from our dreaded dangers, though...
Quote #30921
Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water.
Quote #3233
Close your mouth, Michael; we are not a codfish.
Quote #21341
Finding bad reasons for what one believes for other bad reasons – that’s philosophy.
Quote #1425
When I am attacked by gloomy thoughts, nothing helps me so much as running...
Quote #20661
Not he who has much is rich, but he who gives much.
Quote #22918
All the adversity I’ve had in my life, all my troubles and obstacles, have...
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #32004
Whoever destroys a single life is as guilty as though he had destroyed the...
Quote #1791
It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you...