Quote #31870
Originality does not consist in saying what no one has ever said before, but...
Quote #2825
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Quote #13873
When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.
Quote #20431
However mean your life is, meet it and live it do not shun it...
Quote #7964
I hate middle age. Too young for the bowling green, too old for Ecstasy.
Quote #18196
Genuinely skillful use of obscenities is uniformly absent on the Internet.
Quote #30091
I quote others only in order the better to express myself.
Quote #31334
I have always felt that a woman has the right to treat the subject...
Quote #2008
France was a long despotism tempered by epigrams.
Quote #30773
We say that the hour of death cannot be forecast, but when we say...