Quote #11314
I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me.
Quote #11579
I aughta join a club and beat you over the head with it.
Quote #15172
The happiness of most people we know is not ruined by great catastrophes or...
Quote #15722
Praise in the beginning is agreeable enough; and we receive it as a favor;...
Quote #12802
He that lives on hope will die fasting.
Quote #5056
The man who follows a crowd will never be followed by a crowd.
Quote #31346
I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It...
Quote #14852
A house is made of walls and beams; a home is built with love...
Quote #19951
I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and...
Quote #6146
Be careful — with quotations, you can damn anything.