Quote #21801
I would not vote for the mayor. It’s not just because he didn’t invite...
Quote #10675
Things are neither good nor bad but thinking makes it so.
Quote #12267
Most people are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
Quote #6571
Life imitates art more than art imitates life.
Quote #32909
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the...
Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #15884
He who knows that enough is enough will always have enough.
Quote #31056
A decision is the action an executive must take when he has information so...
Quote #21832
Most people would rather be certain they’re miserable, than risk being happy.
Quote #25342
Courage comes and goes. Hold on for the next supply.