Quote #19139
Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.
Quote #15251
Good humor is a paradox. The unexpected juxtaposition of the reasonable next to the...
Quote #21915
The young are generally full of revolt, and are often pretty revolting about it.
Quote #3012
The average man does not know what to do with his life, yet wants...
Quote #3154
Platitude: an idea (a) that is admitted to be true by everyone, and (b)...
Quote #6453
If you are not a liberal at twenty, you have no heart. If you...
Quote #7713
The shortest and surest way to live with honour in the world, is to...
Quote #26782
I don’t think it’s the function of Congress to function well. It should drag...
Quote #17485
Do not use a cannon to kill a mosquito.
Quote #5042
A woman is like a tea bag- you never know how strong she is...