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A friend is someone who stays in when the rest of the world has...
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Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.
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If debugging is the art of removing bugs, then programming must be the art...
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Where there is great love, there are always wishes.
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When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or...
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We teachers can only help the work going on, as servants wait upon a...
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I believe more in the scissors than I do in the pencil.
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Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
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We choose our joys and sorrows long before we experience them.