Quote #6068
Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
Quote #12281
In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal...
Quote #1540
A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel...
Quote #18947
What we anticipate seldom occurs what we least expected generally happens.
Quote #4409
Wealth is the parent of luxury and indolence, and poverty of meanness and viciousness,...
Quote #14148
When the mind withdraws into itself and dispenses with facts it makes only chaos.
Quote #24397
I only regret that I have one life to lose for my country.
Quote #13007
I am an agnostic; I do not pretend to know what many ignorant men...
Quote #6696
All successful newspapers are ceaselessly querulous and bellicose. They never defend anyone or anything...
Quote #30281
Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you is...