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It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
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The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
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Oh, I don’t blame Congress. If I had 600 billion at my disposal, I’d...
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I think a good way to get in a movie is to show up...
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In a friend one should have ones best enemy. You should be closest to...
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Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must...
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It is no great thing to be humble when you are brought low; but...
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Tears at times have all the weight of speech.
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Job dissatisfaction is the number one factor in whether you survive your first heart...
Quote #17983
Piety requires us to honor truth above our friends.