Quote #795
The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward.
Quote #32707
Expect the best, plan for the worst, and prepare to be surprised.
Quote #10618
What makes the engine go? Desire, desire, desire.
Quote #15811
He is a benefactor of mankind who contracts the great rules of life into...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #1903
What the world needs today is a definite, spiritual mobilization of the nations who...
Quote #10154
One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art.
Quote #27314
In love there are no vacations No such thing. Love has to be lived...
Quote #15638
Few things are impracticable in themselves; and it is for want of application, rather...
Quote #4482
Give me where to stand, and I will move the earth.