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If you had to list the different types of haircuts in order of how...
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Ignorance and bungling with love are better than wisdom and skill without.
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We know next to nothing about virtually everything. It is not necessary to know...
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Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
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Never find your delight in another’s misfortune.
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There are so many different ways lives work out, so many stories, and every...
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There is not less wit nor less invention in applying rightly a thought one...
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It ain’t braggin’ if you can back it up.
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Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will...
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In a time of drastic change it is the learners who inherit the future....