Quote #3007
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
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Forgive him, for he believes that the customs of his tribe are the laws...
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Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should...
Quote #15300
Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equipped with 18,000 vacuum tubes and weighs...
Quote #19175
Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looking for four-leaf clovers.
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The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and...
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Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that...
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I am here and you will know that I am the best and will...
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If I were to make public these tapes, containing blunt and candid remarks on...
Quote #12715
Fate rules the affairs of mankind with no recognizable order.