Quote #28493
We Americans have no commission from God to police the world.
Quote #29974
Bachelors know more about women than married men if they didn’t they’d be married...
Quote #21338
Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
Quote #13851
I prefer tongue-tied knowledge to ignorant loquacity.
Quote #23611
Our care should not be to have lived long as to have lived enough.
Quote #30739
Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant idiot.
Quote #12598
I was born at the age of 12 on a Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer lot.
Quote #22474
By taking this action, I hope that I will have hastened the start of...
Quote #28279
I hope they never find out that lightning has a lot of vitamins in...
Quote #28523
For every ailment under the sun, There is a remedy, or there is none…...