Quote #31344
Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
Quote #32262
Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
Quote #18333
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists In that case, I definitely...
Quote #25382
We were so close to being one of the actual victems. It makes you...
Quote #12383
I want to grow old without facelifts. I want to have the courage to...
Quote #31529
Yale is a crucible in American life for the accommodation of intellectual achievement, of...
Quote #3816
I have a cat named Trash. In the current political climate it would seem...
Quote #25439
You wake up in the morning, and your purse is magically filled with twenty-four...
Quote #2979
Do Not Disturb signs should be written in the language of the hotel maids.
Quote #6174
Girls just want to have funds.