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Enjoy yourself. It’s later than you think.
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The entire economy of the Western world is built on things that cause cancer.
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Naturally intelligent people are like lumps of coal. Eventually, we turn into diamonds, And...
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He that is of a merry heart hasth a continual feast.
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What, to the American slave, is your Fourth of July I answer A day...
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The bravest thing you can do when you are not brave is to profess...
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It is a curious thing … that every creed promises a paradise which will...
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The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear-cut stupid moves, only...
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The three most important parts a man has are, briefly, his private parts, his...
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Whenever I hear people talking about ‘liberal ideas,’ I am always astounded that men...