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The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can...
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Wherever the Turkish hoof trods, no grass grows.
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If I should die, I have left no immortal work behind me – nothing...
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Divorces are made in heaven.
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In the part of this universe that we know there is great injustice, and...
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Civilization is the art of living in towns of such size the everyone does...
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In the state of nature…all men are born equal, but they cannot continue in...
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One’s first step in wisdom is to question everything – and one’s last is...
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There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are...