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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
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Children have neither a past nor a future. Thus they enjoy the present– which...
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Concentration is the ability to think about absolutely nothing when it is absolutely necessary.
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If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
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Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good...
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The aim of art, the aim of a life can only be to increase...
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Those who steal from private individuals spend their lives in stocks and chains those...
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Make yourself an honest man, and then you may be sure that there is...
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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good...
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Mary I want a guy who can play 36 holes of golf, and still...