Quote #13524
Part of being sane, is being a little bit crazy.
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Death is the only grammatically correct full stop?
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Leave well – even ‘pretty well’ – alone that is what I learn as...
Quote #26356
One of the most basic principles for making and keeping peace within and between...
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Opinions are made to be changed – or how is the truth to be...
Quote #27935
People don’t understand the virtue of time, until their clock stops ticking.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #11225
A man of understanding has lost nothing, if he has himself.
Quote #986
I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
Quote #9918
Trees like to have kids climb on them, but trees are much bigger than...