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I?d like to be the person I could have been but never was.
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Pointing out the comic elements of a situation can bring a sense of proportion...
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Never despair but if you do, work on in despair.
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I celebrate myself, and sing myself.
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If you ever reach total enlightenment while you’re drinking a beer, I bet it...
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One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not...
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Great men are not always idiots
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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When...