Quote #1152
Only the shallow know themselves.
Quote #5390
Live free or die; death is not the worst of evils.
Quote #19992
Real programmers can write assembly code in any language.
Quote #13778
A man will fight harder for his interests than for his rights.
Quote #17107
If we are to judge of love by the consequences, it more nearly resembles...
Quote #24619
Success produces success, just as money produces money.
Quote #2899
It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you...
Quote #13380
But search the land of living men, Wher wilst thou find their like again.
Quote #33664
I’m worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It’s not holding a charge.
Quote #2518
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.