Quote #17770
The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.
Quote #25956
The discovery of a new dish does more for human happiness than the discovery...
Quote #19215
Why doesn’t DOS ever say ‘EXCELLENT command or filename’
Quote #725
Doubts are more cruel than the worst of truths.
Quote #15556
Nature is the most thrifty thing in the world; she never wastes anything; she...
Quote #11811
Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
Quote #1891
Democracy: The worship of jackals by jackasses.
Quote #2793
Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on.
Quote #3624
That young girl is one of the least benightedly unintelligent organic life forms it...
Quote #34497
Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.