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My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so...
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To give a satisfactory decision as to the truth it is necessary to be...
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Some of the world’s greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enought to...
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I don’t generally feel anything until noon then it’s time for my nap.
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Politics is the art of the possible. (originally, “Die Politik ist die Lehre von...
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A man does not die of love or his liver or even of old...
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Do not trust all men, but trust men of worth the former course is...
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We only do well the things we like doing.
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Ah, Hope what would life be, stripped of thy encouraging smiles, that teach us...
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Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.