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Bad news goes about in clogs, Good news in stockinged feet.
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In this world of change naught which comes stays and naught which goes is...
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Humore is an affirmation of man’s dignity, a declaration of man’s superiority to all...
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Love will find a lay.
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I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two...
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Advice is like snow the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon, and...
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Life is what happens to you when you’re making other plans.
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Laughter is the best form of medicine. For when we laugh, we neither think,...
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Democracy is a constant tension between truth and half-truth and, in the arsenal of...
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Nothing worth doing is completed in our lifetime therefore, we must be saved by...