Quote #13519
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
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My mother loved children — she would have given anything if I had been...
Quote #6620
May your home always be too small to hold all of your friends.
Quote #7502
Let me not be understood as saying that there are no bad laws, nor...
Quote #11753
In a mad world, only the mad are sane.
Quote #16137
But he who never sins can little boast Compared to him who goes and...
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He knew the things that were and the things that would be and the...
Quote #12009
To any intelligent being, there is no emotion more important than hope. Individually or...
Quote #5514
We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
Quote #28520
In youth men are apt to write more wisely than they really know or...