Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #8624
The most wasted day of all is that during which we have not laughed.
Quote #18436
All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.
Quote #22100
It is new fancy rathert than taste which produces so many new fashions.
Quote #8332
“Do you know what a pessimist is?” “A man who thinks everybody is as...
Quote #19023
Convinced myself, I seek not to convince.
Quote #6578
My wallpaper and i are fighting a duel to death. One or the other...
Quote #16706
No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of...
Quote #3288
Government expands to absorb revenue – and then some.
Quote #3758
God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically.