Quote #1963
Advertising is legalized lying.
Quote #34056
Never bear more than one trouble at a time. Some people bear three kinds...
Quote #31833
No matter what happens, there’s always somebody who knew it would
Quote #520
Lack of education is an extraordinary handicap when one is being offensive.
Quote #30081
Hollywood is a place where they’ll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss...
Quote #22067
It is only prudent never to place complete confidence in that by which we...
Quote #1211
It is an odd thing, but everyone who disappears is said to be seen...
Quote #28575
Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce,...
Quote #2698
The major sin is the sin of being born.
Quote #28626
The best mirror is an old friend.