Quote #1982
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn...
Quote #23215
Whenever the people are well informed, they can be trusted with their own government...
Quote #849
Make money, money, honestly if you can;if not, by any means at all, make...
Quote #3872
Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
Quote #25516
There is no vice so simple but assumes some mark of virtue on his...
Quote #8652
Music is a higher revelation than philosophy.
Quote #26713
Davis fouls out to third in fair territory.
Quote #11811
Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
Quote #33253
The purpose of life is the expansion of happiness.
Quote #18382
Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather...