Quote #2012
What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the...
Quote #21659
Mike Look, we’re gonna spend half the night driving around the Hills looking for...
Quote #3156
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit...
Quote #25945
We all live in a televised goldfish bowl.
Quote #18081
Bob We find it’s always better to fire people on a Friday. Studies have...
Quote #21225
Read not to contradict and confute, not to believe and take for granted, not...
Quote #25707
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
Quote #242
Life is what happens while you are making other plans.
Quote #27430
Love won’t be tampered with, love won’t go away. Push it to one side...
Quote #20124
People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Love them anyway.