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Ferris I asked for a car, I got a computer. How’s that for being...
Quote #6070
Humor is also a way of saying something serious.
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Morality, like art, means a drawing a line someplace.
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Mothers, food, love, and career, the four major guilt groups.
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Carter Don’t you ever touch a black man’s radio, boy You can do that...
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God is love, but get it in writing.
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See the conquering hero comes Sound the trumpets, beat the drums
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Don’t gamble take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it...
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There is no such thing as chance and what seem to us merest accident...
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Take care, your worship, those things over there are not giants but windmills.