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Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window The guy looks out...
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Son, always tell the truth. Then you’ll never have to remember what you said...
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For flavor, instant sex will never supercede the stuff you have to peel and...
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Advertising is like learning — a little is a dangerous thing.
Quote #4509
Law stands mute in the midst of arms.
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Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
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The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything...
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They are ill discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see...
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The heights by great men reached and kept were not attained by sudden flight,...
Quote #20853
Blow, blow, thou winter wind Thou art not so unkind, As man’s ingratitude.