Quote #12596
In the end, everything is a gag.
Quote #19164
Some authors should be paid by the quantity NOT written.
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The mind is the limit. As long as the mind can envision the fact...
Quote #4916
Throw your heart over the fence and the rest will follow.
Quote #22811
There are three classes into which all the women past seventy that ever I...
Quote #4892
I dote on his very absence.
Quote #1952
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
Quote #29173
I’m like old wine. They don’t bring me out very often, but I’m well...
Quote #11228
A man who could build a church, as one may say, by squinting at...
Quote #33103
The biggest adventure you can ever take is to live the life of your...