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I say that a man must be certain of his morality for the simple...
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Being over seventy is like being engaged in a war. All our friends are...
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If there was a big gardening convention, and you got up and gave a...
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I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs...
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It is a double pleasure to deceive the deceiver.
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I’d give Charles Darwin videotapes of ‘Geraldo,’ ‘Beavis and Butt-head’ and ‘The McLaughlin Group.’...
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You can never get enough of what you don’t need to make you happy.
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Most men do not mature, they simply grow taller.
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In the morning be first up, and in the evening last to go to...
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The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant–and...