Quote #14049
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Quote #7899
All is in the hands of man. Therefore wash them often.
Quote #757
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize...
Quote #3657
has raised taxes on the people driving pickup trucks and lowered taxes...
Quote #1223
A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to...
Quote #10912
He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the...
Quote #25118
A man is a little soul carrying around a courpse.
Quote #2375
Scandal is gossip made tedious by morality.
Quote #14678
As for the pyramids, there is nothing to wonder at in them so much...
Quote #25988
Cheerfulness, it would appear, is a matter which depends fully as much on the...