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After the bare requisites of living and reproducing, man wants most to leave some...
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Washington is a place where people praise courage and act on elaborate personal cost-benefit...
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I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I’d...
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not...
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WARNING Humor may be hazardous to your illness.
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If you’re a singer you lose your voice. A baseball player loses his arm....
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I pray you bear me henceforth from the noise and rumour of the field,...
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The doctor is to be feared more than the disease.
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Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is.
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The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad...