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The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is,...
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We are never so ridiculous through what we are as through what we pretend...
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Never regret. If it’s good, it’s wonderful. If it’s bad, it’s experience.
Quote #2941
You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself.
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What makes all doctrines plain and clear- About two hundred pounds a year. And...
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A thankful heart is not only the greatest virtue, but the parent of all...
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I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World...
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I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But...
Quote #1404
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
Quote #10302
The argument is at an end.