Quote #9516
The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value.
Quote #171
Principal Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic...
Quote #2294
Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.
Quote #3648
My motto was always to keep swinging. Whether I was in a slump or...
Quote #16730
A rich widow weeps with one eye and signals with the other.
Quote #4317
Never promise more than you can perform.
Quote #16652
People come to poverty in two ways accumulating debts and paying them off.
Quote #18880
Potatoes are to food what sensible shoes are to fashion.
Quote #11409
It’s only when the tide goes out that you learn who’s been swimming naked.
Quote #14283
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.