Quote #389
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to...
Quote #8735
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
Quote #8881
We most often go astray on a well trodden and much frequented road.
Quote #14531
‘Taint’t worthwhile to wear a day all out before it comes.
Quote #16476
He fell in love with himself at first sight, and it is a passion...
Quote #13799
Whenever anyone says ‘I can’t,’ it makes me wish he’d get stung to death...
Quote #9601
As they use to say, spick and span new.
Quote #13052
A cheerful mind is a vigorous mind.
Quote #15653
Friendship is one mind in two bodies.
Quote #1894
I am done with great things and big plans, great institutions and big success....