Quote #1751
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not.
Quote #204
Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.
Quote #10593
To make oneself an object, to make oneself passive, is a very different thing...
Quote #9091
Do not remove a fly from your friend’s forehead with a hatchet.
Quote #3421
The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can’t ask his patients...
Quote #20645
In a mad world only the mad are sane.
Quote #300
The outer conditions of a person’s life will always be found to reflect their...
Quote #3419
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #10693
Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago.
Quote #13974
A man’s silence is wonderful to listen to.