Quote #3557
A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off...
Quote #15486
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #11915
In my belief, you cannot deal with the most serious things in the world...
Quote #1124
For a man to achieve all that is demanded of him he must regard...
Quote #17486
The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words...
Quote #2514
There is always something for which to be thankful.
Quote #821
We rarely think that people have good sense unless they agree with us.
Quote #6501
The afternoon knows what the morning never suspected.
Quote #19851
Our span of life is brief, but is long enough for us to live...
Quote #8179
If they give you lined paper, write the other way.