Quote #18880
Potatoes are to food what sensible shoes are to fashion.
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Usenet is like Tetris for people who still know how to read.
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This is, I say, the time for all good men not to go to...
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It is commonly observed that a sudden wealth, like a prize drawn in a...
Quote #15570
A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
Quote #14906
Like all of us in this storm between birth and death, I can wreak...
Quote #19426
Think about a woman. Doesn’t know you’re thinking about her. Doesn’t care you’re thinking...
Quote #12849
Wisdom is knowing when you can’t be wise.
Quote #13378
Let’s have some new cliches.
Quote #16905
Allow me someday to touch you.The way that you’ve all touched me.