Quote #2120
The visionary lies to himself, the liar only to others.
Quote #12488
The best helping hand that you will ever receive is the one at the...
Quote #8361
His house was perfect, whether you liked food, or sleep, or work, or story-telling,...
Quote #17198
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #1722
Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you...
Quote #1625
A house without a cat, and a well-fed, well-petted, and properly revered cat, may...
Quote #3566
Tommy If I wanted a kiss I’d call your mother.
Quote #16373
But when you start disagreeing with the answers, you’ve got a problem.
Quote #4533
The measure of a man’s real character is what he would do if he...
Quote #11005
My performances have finally caught up with my ego.