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There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
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His life was gentle and the elements So mixed in him, that Nature might...
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The public is a ferocious beast — one must either chain it up or...
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The only religious way to think of death is as a part and parcel...
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In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and...
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Some men just aren’t cut out for paternity. Better they should realize it before...
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Marriage teaches you loyalty, forbearance, self-restraint, meekness, and a great many other things you...
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Never complain and never explain.
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Those who have free seats at a play hiss first.
Quote #18921
The rest of the world is sweeping past us. The oil and gas of...