Quote #16463
All outward forms of religion are almost useless, and are the causes of endless...
Quote #19272
Give me the children until they are seven and anyone may have them afterward.
Quote #18656
Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be...
Quote #967
I met in the street a very poor young man who was in love....
Quote #668
I used to always think that I’d look back on us crying and laugh,...
Quote #10478
Let’s play two
Quote #6002
A hypocrite is a person who–but who isn’t
Quote #17865
When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others...
Quote #14908
I’d give Charles Darwin videotapes of ‘Geraldo,’ ‘Beavis and Butt-head’ and ‘The McLaughlin Group.’...
Quote #5400
The rest is silence.