Quote #10940
Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly often attributed by the living to the dead,...
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Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding,...
Quote #18777
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body...
Quote #8166
Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
Quote #1560
Some books are undeservedly forgotten none are undeservedly remembered.
Quote #6730
Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
Quote #2859
Where can I find a man governed by reason instead of habits and urges
Quote #5945
I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen not only...
Quote #16499
I’d rather go on hearing your lies than to go on living without you.
Quote #6695
Cogito ergo sum.