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A three-year diet of rubber chicken and occasional crow.
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Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
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Originality is nothing by judicious imitation. The most original writers borrowed one from another.
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After two years in Washington, I often long for the realism and sincerity of...
Quote #9620
I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.
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Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over,...
Quote #21661
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone
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It’s easy to have faith in yourself and have discipline when you’re a winner,...
Quote #18355
Anger is only one letter short of danger.
Quote #16295
This is the flag of the future, but it does not dishonor the past....