Quote #7189
Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry.
Quote #9757
Women have been trained to speak softly and carry a lipstick. Those days are...
Quote #7953
No matter how dull, or how mean, or how wise a man is, he...
Quote #12711
The laws that Charondas gave to Catana,… A man might divorce his wife, or...
Quote #5858
What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything
Quote #11311
Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can...
Quote #8394
He will always be a slave who does not know how to live upon...
Quote #19946
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #14906
Like all of us in this storm between birth and death, I can wreak...
Quote #14457
Your children need your presence more than your presents.