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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Here’s a good tip for when you go to the beach A sand dollar...
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Never trust anybody who says ‘trust me.’ Except just this once, of course. –...
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A man doesn’t automatically get my respect. He has to get down in the...
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Take away the miseries and you take away some folks’ reason for living.
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If you had to list the different types of haircuts in order of how...
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Things don’t fall apart. Things hold. Lines connect in thin ways that last and...
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Education sows not seeds in you, but makes your seeds grow.
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Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is...
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If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn’t open, and your friends are all...
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