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My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or...
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Eating while seated makes one of large size eating while standing makes one strong.
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Jack You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you...
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Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it.
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Fish, to taste good, must swim three times in water, in butter, and in...
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Since it is seldom clear whether intellectual activity denotes a superior mode of being...
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Any lady who is first lady likes being first lady. I don’t care what...
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…The electoral franchise has been conferred upon the Negroes in almost all the states...
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To attract good fortune, spend a new coin on an old friend, share an...
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Man can acquire accomplishments or he can become an animal, whichever he wants. God...